Lost in Translation

Yours Truly: “Hi. Large coffee please?” 

‘barista’:  *what is this language you speak in stare*

Yours Truly: “I mean grande”

‘barista’: err..  *huh?*

Yours Truly: “A guraahn-dei coffee, please?”

‘barista’: *smiles* oooh-kay! Room for milk?

(ughhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh)